So last week on Friday, my mom calls me to tell me that the police called. They said that a 2001 Toyota Tacoma registered to Debbie Whitaker and Brian Whitaker was involved in a hit and run in Santa Margarita, CA earlier that day. In case you didn't know, I drive a 2001 Toyota Tacoma that is registered to Debbie Whitaker, my mom, and Brian Whitaker, my brother. So my first thought was that my car had been stolen, but then I was like, it's in California?! Why didn't they take me with them? haha just kidding. So my mom told me to go out to the parking lot to see if my car is still there and that it's ok with all of it's licence plates on it. I go out there and it's fine, not a scratch there. And both licence plates are still there. So I talk to my mom more and she tells me that they were accusing her and my brother of withholding information on an important investigation. I'm like, what the heck! So long story short, we called back, got ignored a little bit, we left a message and to my knowledge they never called back or anything.
So about the pee guy. Tonight I was driving Tenery and Rylee to their dorm so Tenery could get something to give to Corbin back at our dorm. So we get to their dorm and Tenery goes inside to get the lemon juice (that's what she was getting) and I get out to scrape the ice off of my windshield. While this was happening a car had pulled into the parking lot behind us and this guy gets out of the car full of his friends and starts walking up to me. As he walked towards me he said, "DUDE! Were you at that party? Did you pee on my face?!" 0_0 I was quite sure how to respond so I just said, "What are you TALKING about?" So he persists and tells me that he was at this party and this guy peed on his face and his friends told him that the guy that did it has a car that looks like mine. (...are you kidding me...?) So I was like, I was NOT at a party and I did NOT pee on your face! He still does not believe me so I open up the door and I was like Rylee, tell him what we were just doing. (we had been playing Phase Ten). So the guy starts yelling at Rylee, telling her that "Someone peed on my face!" Rylee responded, "I'm sorry...???" crazy guy: "NO! Someone PEED on my face!" Rylee: "I'm REALLY sorry...???" Then the guy finally gives up and says, "So you swear you didn't pee on my face?" Dude, NO! And he walks back to his car frustrated and they all drive away.
Moral of the story is, DON'T drive a green Toyota Tacoma unless you are looking for trouble. ...oh and please... don't pee on my face!
That is so disgusting!!! Who does that?!?! That is so gross. Ewww. Ewww. and Ewww.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with people these days? I swear, why can't people just be smart?
ReplyDeleteoh, wow. i am never owning any kind of truck. ever. they just scream trouble, apparently.
ReplyDeleteSo Gross! And so glad I do not own a green truck! lol! Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!
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